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Old 03-02-2009, 12:01 AM
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Please use the word PONCE in a sentence.

Marks will be given/taken away on innovation, knowledge, spelling and grammar. Please do not plagiarise from other people's work, you will be expelled.
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Old 03-02-2009, 06:13 AM
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Your a PONCE!!!!!!
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That baboon above look like it wants to be pounced.

I'll deduct 2 marks for adding a "U" and "D" to the word PONCE
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i proclaim you a ponce for posting in the wrong area.
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Old 03-02-2009, 07:44 AM
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My favorite place to holiday in Puerto Rico is the port of Ponce!
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I thought my boss was a bit of a ponce, then I discovered he drives a land cruiser & that confirmed my suspicion.
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Ponce is pommy slang.
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Sarah Ponce is dangerous.

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Canuck wins.
He out ponced us all
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Your a PONCE!!!!!!
Not very imaginative, but I can take a joke so 3/10. Actually 2/10, you wrote your instead of you're.

Anyway, you're more of a ponce.
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That baboon above look like it wants to be pounced.

I'll deduct 2 marks for adding a "U" and "D" to the word PONCE
As mentioned, -2 for using a completely unrelated word, Otherwise the second sentence has merit, mind you it's missing a full stop.

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i proclaim you a ponce for posting in the wrong area.
I declare your Poncification Factor (P.F.) 11, because I can't for the life of me figure out where else to post this, except maybe the word 'Ponce' on the back of your car.

Except maybe Competitions and Events, but I was hoping not to have to offer a prize. Sigh. Oh well, I suppose I CAN offer a free 'GaleForce Super Non-Restrictive Air Induction Supercharging System' Registered Trademark, Patent Pending...

P.F. 11 = -11 (NB. Yom's Poncification Factor includes an initial 5 for already being known as a ponce, 3 for being a smart arse and 3 for criticising the OP.)
Innovation = 1
Knowledge = 2 (Extra mark given here for using 'proclaim', the kind of word a ponce would use in this situation.)
Spelling + G = 1
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My favorite place to holiday in Puerto Rico is the port of Ponce!
Extra marks given for research.

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I thought my boss was a bit of a ponce, then I discovered he drives a land cruiser & that confirmed my suspicion.
Marks appointed for using the longest sentence so far. Marks subtracted for forgetting to use capitals in 'Land Cruiser'. Marks added for intentionally leaving the capitals out of 'land cruiser'.

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Ponce is pommy slang.
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Sarah Ponce is dangerous.

I'll hold off on marking this one just yet.
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Canuck wins.
He out ponced us all
Marks for using ponce in a unique way. Penalised for forgetting full stop and for neglecting a hyphen in out-ponced.

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I'm just trying to imagine the look on your face as you log onto this forum and see a screen which says something along the line of "you have been banned for being a ponce."

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I wonder if he dresses like a ponce, or if he has a collected group of women of which he gets male customers for? (like a pimp)
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The USS Ponce stationed in the Medditerranian gulf drew fire from Iraqi naval forces today.
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