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Old 23-05-2008, 07:40 PM
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Default Apparently its not normal to have sex with your car? (dial up.. goodluck)

This guy's old man really has to buy him a hooker and pronto.

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Old 23-05-2008, 07:51 PM
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someone is having a giraffe surely???????????????????????

thats gotta be someone being stitched up big time????????

scarily thats a uk story too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we aint all deviants, honest!!!!
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Old 23-05-2008, 07:55 PM
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WHAT THE F#*K thats just strange.
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Old 23-05-2008, 08:19 PM
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OK than, just another reason to stay away from the UK. There be some strange people in this world of ours.
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Old 23-05-2008, 08:32 PM
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So thats why they are called pregnant pasties
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Old 23-05-2008, 08:42 PM
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found the page on the closer website, read the comments at the
bottom of the page, some crackers there!!! the guy himself as
even posted replys defending his "actions"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLi...ay+19+May+2008




still amazed by this!!
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Old 23-05-2008, 08:43 PM
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Ther is a pic doing the rounds on the net of a bloke "fair up the tail pipe" of a Range Rover
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Old 23-05-2008, 09:02 PM
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Since I upgraded to the 3" exhaust the love has just gone out of the relationship.
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Old 23-05-2008, 11:36 PM
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It says he's from Missouri, USA - only the seppo's, Hey!

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Gotta love the net.

How will they write that up I wonder ?
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Old 24-05-2008, 07:14 AM
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It says he's from Missouri, USA

So it does, i missed that bit! with the prices in uk £ i thought
he was in the uk! feell a bit better now, told you we wasnt
deviants over here!!!!
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Old 24-05-2008, 01:45 PM
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Naw...he is a septic who learnt bad habits from an Englishman who had recently moved to SA and played AFL.

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LOL sad man who needs to get out alot more, and maybe join a dating agency
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Ther is a pic doing the rounds on the net of a bloke "fair up the tail pipe" of a Range Rover
I saw that one a few years ago we named it banana in the tail pipe.
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this bloke needs a real root from a female person, maybe he needs to be raped while on viagra, so he knows what it really feels like to be deep inside an exhaust pipe. and just for the record real females exhaust pipes are dirty too, and i always wear condoms when penetrating a females exhaust pipe !! lmao
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I wonder if after the "exhausting" act, they both enjoy a smoke????

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I wonder if after the "exhausting" act, they both enjoy a smoke????

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this guy took watching "herbie the love bug" too seriously
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That would hurt doing it to an exhaust, imagine he put a stack on the VW, that would make some interesting/difficult sex positions
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Old 26-05-2008, 08:55 PM
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I've been having similar fantasies with the patrol, now considering going from 2.5" exhaust to 3" as its a bit tight!
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