Zip ties on the drive shaft, he probably won't pick it.
Is his car there when you arrive or leave?

 

id be changing gyms!

that's some gay chit right there!



but;
zip tie around the drive shaft.
50c worth of 5c peice's up the exhaust.
wire up a horn to his break lights. LOL

 

Foreplay?

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Dont mess around. Drain is his diff oil.

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Hahahaha ha I love it.
I was thinking steal his spare tyre and let the other one down

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Light him on fire then **** his corpse.

 

Smash his headlights with your wheel brace and do a **** on his bonnet.

 

He will pick zip on the drive shaft. I I'm thinking belt grip on the door handles.

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Hook a wire from his indicator to his horn, or better still the brake lights if you have a long enough piece.

Or

Super glue a thumb tack under the drivers door handle

Or

Take his wiper blades off. ( he won't notice till he needs them)

I could do this for days...lol


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Grab some mean dog **** in a plastic bag,

and smother neatly under his fkn door handles and most of all,
in the vents at the bottom of the windscreen.

 

Simple, effective and non permanent.

 

Take a valve out and let one tyre down, put lead shot (small lead crimp sinkers will be fine), refit the valve and leave, he'll pump the tyre back up after changing to the spare to get to the servo, then at speed he's gonna get the worst wobble when the lead stops rolling

 

Awesome ideas, I'll steal the drive one so he has to get out in the rain and to swap them over.

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Is there anymore to this story ?

But Brake and Clutch fluid destroy paintwork a few spots here and there and he won't notice until its way to late....you could also write some choice stuff it too.

 

Sounds like he has the hots for you. Maybe buy him a big dilly and set him strait.

 

- Buy a huge unit sticker and put it on the back window.
Or, if he already has one (And being a VS commo there is a good chance he does), put it on his windscreen.

- Smear honey under his door handles and/or on his windows.

- rip one of his tyre valves out.

- Break something expensive if you're in a bad mood. Or drill a hole in each of his panels.

 

Fish guts in the heater vents , If the cars locked an axe will always open it.

 

jack up the rear end and stick some bricks under the axels so the wheels are only just off the ground.....

 

Why mess with his car? Just punch him.

 

x2...

 

Superglue his locks.
Araldite a lead sinker inside his front left rim.
Clamp a surgical glove or weather balloon on his exhaust.

 

sump plug

 

I agree with ******
Old trick, put 3" nails at an angle either side of 3 wheels. No matter which way he drives, bingo

 

Man these have cracked me up so much ah. I've gotta choose my payback wisely. I could just reverse into it with my towbar. It's a heap of **** anyway.

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smear vegemite on top of the exhaust been told you cant get rid of the nasty smell unless you replace it

 

draw a c@ck on his door with paint stripper

 

tell him his hektic chev badges are gay and then report his car to the coppers and tell them nearly every night (at your gym) some w@nk3r has been doing burnouts and racing...

i like the sinker on the wheel idea
draw in permanent marker on his boot next to his licence plate a c0ck and balls or something?
steal his licence plates?

could do this for a while...

 

Wire some prawns to his muffler, stinks for ever!
Spuds up exhaust
We don't need the law involved here

 

Hi,

There has to be a reason why, while Payback seems a great idea, it can backfire. If you were to watch and he was trying to steal your lights or vandalize your wipers, you can have him charged. If he gets roughed up a bit when you stop him, you will be in a better position legally than touching his car. Failing that, back into it and have a mate say he rear ended you and did a runner. I would still prefer to stay within the law.

Regards B M