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Right, thats an easy problem to sort...

1, combine all the ingredients carefully onto a tray

2, place tray in fridge

3, drive to pub

4, consume numerous ales and 1 BIG Carpet Bagger or T'Bone Counter Tea

5, after enough ales ask the Skimpy what recipe she would prefer

6, her reply is irrelevant it is purely a conversation opener to cop a good perv

7, catch cab home with skimpy who thinks you are a SNAG

8, tomorrow after you get back home open the frig then log on here so you can answer the Q of "how the ... did all that stuff end up in there? "
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