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this is a very serious question that i need an answer on, when camping with a woman away from facilities(toilets in this case) what is the best option...

1. shovel and roll of paper?

2. shovel, seat on stand and roll of paper?

3. a portapotty (however you spell it) and a roll of paper?

any ideas would be great:cheers:
 

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#1, shovel and roll of tiolet paper, she'll get used to it or better still, not go!:lol:
Al
 

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Porta potti and one of those easy set up screens. 'Cos if she's happy out there in the bush, we get to go more often!
 

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They are all different, best bet is to ask the woman in question, if she would still be happy to "drop some friends off at the pool", if she had to dig the pool herself first ? :D
 

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I like the way you put that, A4B lol
 

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One word - MOTEL.
BA - BOOOOWWWW!!!!:(

You lose! lol

HOtel!


haha

Seriously though, i'd say shovel, stand with seat.

Those portapottis are terrible. Guess what'll happen if you get it?

She'll be very happy that you got it. She'll use it. Often.

But

YOU

will

have

to

EMPTY

it...




















even if you never touch the thing!
 

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They are all different, best bet is to ask the woman in question, if she would still be happy to "drop some friends off at the pool", if she had to dig the pool herself first ? :D
:grinroll::grinroll::grinroll::grinroll::grinroll:

priceless!!! i will be using this one i think!!!
 

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Shovel and a roll of loo paper here!;-)

She needs too harden up a bit, if she needs more than that.:coffeeti:
 

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Guh, my eyes hurt. I'm seeing double.
 

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Porta potti and one of those easy set up screens. 'Cos if she's happy out there in the bush, we get to go more often!
this is the thinking behind the options and i have the mindset of if she is happy to do it out bush then we head bush more often....

BA - BOOOOWWWW!!!!:(

You lose! lol

HOtel!


haha

Seriously though, i'd say shovel, stand with seat.

Those portapottis are terrible. Guess what'll happen if you get it?

She'll be very happy that you got it. She'll use it. Often.

But

YOU

will

have

to

EMPTY

it...



even if you never touch the thing!

your right in a way Mic might end up leaving it somewhere! lol
 

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this is the thinking behind the options and i have the mindset of if she is happy to do it out bush then we head bush more often....




your right in a way Mic might end up leaving it somewhere! lol
Trust me...

watching Dad shake the tank then dry reach and hack his guts up while he's splashing mum's chit into a hole, then having to wash the thing out by hand after a few days of it sitting in their camper, I'd rather NOT go gamping ever again if that was the price i had to pay...
 

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Trust me...

watching Dad shake the tank then dry reach and hack his guts up while he's splashing mum's chit into a hole, then having to wash the thing out by hand after a few days of it sitting in their camper, I'd rather NOT go gamping ever again if that was the price i had to pay...
Something not right there! I dunno what the missus puts in ours before its used but it smells like roses when it gets poured out. :cool:
 

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option 1 or 2. I reckon my mrs is better than some blokes at bush camping
 

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Something not right there! I dunno what the missus puts in ours before its used but it smells like roses when it gets poured out. :cool:
Doens't matter what it smells like! It's still chit!:lol::toothmis:
 

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Trust me...

watching Dad shake the tank then dry reach and hack his guts up while he's splashing mum's chit into a hole, then having to wash the thing out by hand after a few days of it sitting in their camper, I'd rather NOT go gamping ever again if that was the price i had to pay... __________________
Get her a portapotty and empty it for her. After all it's only sh*t and p*ss. She will love you for it. :D

Toughen up you princess's :) have you never had kids?

Women like their comforts even if they are the camper type.
 

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P.S. Don't forget to put the chemicals in first. :D
 

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Get her a portapotty and empty it for her. After all it's only sh*t and p*ss. She will love you for it. :D

Toughen up you princess's :) have you never had kids?

Women like their comforts even if they are the camper type.
I could say "back at ya!"

So...

Back At Ya!!
lol

I agree. Toughen up your princess! make her clean it out. Gurantee she'll pick up the shovel next time.
 

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I have to admit the one thing about camping in Tassie that annoys me is having to do a leak during the night or early morning and it is freezing outside.

Having the little porta pottie is great in the other room off the tent.....number 1's only ;)

I would just roll over and hang the old fella out one of the tents vent holes but i only have a really little willy :D
 
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