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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^In his Budgie smugglers,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

FAR-CANAL.:shock::lol:
 

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Awesome, and if I wear my budgies I will get it all to myself ...

Will have to buy some winter wax though.




Little bit of manscaping will be needed...
 

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Awesome, and if I wear my budgies I will get it all to myself ...

Will have to buy some winter wax though.




Little bit of manscaping will be needed...
Ah yeah.............. When I met you, you did not seem like a budgie smugglers kind of bloke.

Frig-n cold over there. I would say a drysuit is the more appropriate beachwear, or am I just a whimp (I have two dry-suits).

Oh and "winter wax", I hope that is for the board not the legs and chest.
 

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lol, the budgie think is a joke from an old thread and linked to TA and political leanings, I don't wear them. And the man-scaping comment is a play on both the budgies and the wax.

I did, however, take both my summer and winter steamers, as well as my gloves and booties, with me so will be ok. May need a hood though.

Dry-suite!! I aint no damn pussy ...

And the wax would be winter stick, I always use Mr. Zogs Winter Sex Wax ... :D
 

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Faaaaaaaark that. If you knew what was in Dutch canals you would not swim in it. I prefer cloud baking on the beach whilst surrounded by topless women.
 

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Ahh sex wax. Not only adds grip but makes your sleeping bag smell good too.
 

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Faaaaaaaark that. If you knew what was in Dutch canals you would not swim in it. I prefer cloud baking on the beach whilst surrounded by topless women.
That sounds most enjoyable.
 

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It sure is. ;) I lived in a beachfront apartment for a summer before moving to Zoetermeer. Dutch beaches might not have much sun but the view is awesome.
 

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Faaaaaaaark that. If you knew what was in Dutch canals you would not swim in it. I prefer cloud baking on the beach whilst surrounded by topless women.
Figures, probably where you wash down after playing in the Dutch oven...
 

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Great thing about it is the wave should never run out! Just a matter of how long you can go before taking a tumble. I think it its a great idea and will hopefully clean up the river. It would also be another great tourist attraction. (if cafes there aren't enough) Both good reasons to go back. Have a cookie and go catch a wave!
 

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Hey Drillerboy. Do they still have beer home delivery in Holland?
Beer.... Delivery....???!!!
Do the 'cafes' deliver too?
If they did, between them and Asian style Maccas/KFC delivery I'd have everything I'd need for a month long bender, every month.

And I'd never need pants again, because I'd never leave the house.
 

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Yeah James. I had 2 crates delivered every fortnight.
The cafés would deliver if you knew the right people. ;)
 

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Drillerscaping?

Can't be done....................too many lumps....................


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There is always good and reliable! :p

 
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