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I agree.....hooray for porn.

Unless of course, you forgot you were surfing the net on your large screen tv, fell asleep, then the kids were running around the house in the morning yelling...........DADDY.......WHATS A FUKC BUDDY.

Then.......it's sort of like. Boooooo for porn.


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What no video, how the hell am I susposed to read all that with bad eyes and a short attention span
 

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Tru Blu....confuse the kids, Shemale Alley or Girls with Dongs.....lol.

Cheers....Lionel.
 

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What no video, how the hell am I susposed to read all that with bad eyes and a short attention span
The article would have been more interesting if it was read out by a porn star.
 

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It is exactly why Blu Ray won the DVD race and PlayStation 3 went with that format too! Between porn and PlayStation they steered the market!
 

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It is exactly why Blu Ray won the DVD race and PlayStation 3 went with that format too! Between porn and PlayStation they steered the market!
I also read somewhere once that the reason why 3D took so long to come to TV was that the porn industry wasn't interested in trying it.

WHo'd want to be sitting in front of 55" HD TV and have a wad of swimmers shot at you?
 

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I also read somewhere once that the reason why 3D took so long to come to TV was that the porn industry wasn't interested in trying it.

WHo'd want to be sitting in front of 55" HD TV and have a wad of swimmers shot at you?
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It would appear that the average aussie take 9 minutes and 33 seconds to jerk off...

Probably triple the time they last when actually screwing (according to what women say lol).

Or it could be that they need the extra 6 minutes and 25 seconds to get the baby oil open and apply ... :p

Australian porn viewing statistics & trends
 

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I find this a little concerning...
Despite no biological relation, looking at step sisters and step mothers is just fkn sick.
 

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I must say, I agree, James.
It is a bit odd...

And i expected Asian to be way higher up the list.

And wtf is with milf? why even go to a porn site for that? Just sign up to any dating site you find at random. Single mums a plenty! (though not many you'd wanna dangle your angle in lol) Which raises a very valid question, how the hell did they even get knocked up in the first place? Did they drug him? Is he equally as horrid to look at? Did she look that horrible before, or now she's fulfilled her biological obligations and popped one out she just doesn't care?

I appear to have gone off on a tangent here. Carry on.
 
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