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1998 2.8GU wagon
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Was having a fight with the wife the other day & she said that I don't know what it feels like to be a woman. I said, "Of course not, I don't drive a dual cab ute"

It was very sad to hear about Prince Andrews fatal car crash next month.

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3 Old Dears 75+ were sitting discussing the worlds problems , mainly there ailments etc.
One Old Dear sad to the others , what do you say about your Husband 82+ who keeps eying off younger girls.
Her answer "Dogs look at cars but they can't Drive."

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Went to the Doctor yesterday, he said "you really must give up the beer", it was so sad saying goodbye to the Doctor I've known for 20 years.

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Patrol Hybrid.
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A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to
the woman behind the counter and... said,
'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '
' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?'
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple.'
The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Oh and
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD , E, F, G, and H are the letters used
to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Oh...They forgot the German bra.
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