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I Have Imaginary Friends
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One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch:
She told the doctor her problem and he said.
"You have the crabs."
She informed the doctor that it could not be the crabs because she was an eighty year old virgin.
She went to another doctor and explained her
problem to him.
The doctor said. "You probably have the crabs."
"No." She said. "I am an eighty year old virgin."
Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.
She said. "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it is the crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin.
It can not be the crabs."
The doctor said. "Jump on the table and let's have a look."
After examining the doctor proclaimed.
"Ma'am, your right, you do not have the crabs,
this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies."
 

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LOL Gold Dybo.
 

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Why Santa didn’t get to you.

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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.'

The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle

ALL of these chickens.

Look what it has done to me

Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?'



The young rooster says,

'Beat it: You are washed up

And I am taking over.'

The old rooster says,

'I tell you what, young stud.

I will race you around the farmhouse.. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.'



The young rooster laughs.

'You know you don't stand a chance, old man.

So, just to be fair,

I will give you a head start.'



The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him.

They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.





He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast!

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch

When he sees the roosters running by.



The Old Rooster is squawking

And running as hard as he can.

The Farmer grabs his shotgun and

- BOOM -

He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,



'Dammit...

Third gay rooster I bought this month.'
 
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Hahahaha


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Your naughty Muriel..:eek::ROFLMAO:
 
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