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I expected to see some action here tonight...but NO...it's a morgue. Haven't we got anything to gripe about?

I have (always do...makes the day more interesting)

My main gripe today is people I lend stuff to and they never give it back! Case in point...last month I lent a book to a neighbour, told him I wanted it back pdq. The tit is hanging onto it like glue. Don't think I'll ever see it again. Should have known better...'neither a borrower or lender be.'

What do you reckon?
 

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estcove you old bugger, surprised you can remember last month!!!!! lol

Get some toffees and a porno!
 

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My old man loaned a'mate a spray gun once. Years later he saw it, asked for it back. Was told no :surprised:. This tool claimed ge bought it dad always marked his chit. But will never go toe to toe over trivial chit so he walked an never talked to said mongrel again.
 

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Bigbear...of course I remember it...I wrote it down in my Farkin diary. I always do...otherwise I'd be farked! Here's some good advice: Do the same thing yourself and when you get 'Old Timers Disease' nobody will know b'cos your'e covered.
 

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Bigbear...of course I remember it...I wrote it down in my Farkin diary. I always do...otherwise I'd be farked! Here's some good advice: Do the same thing yourself and when you get 'Old Timers Disease' nobody will know b'cos your'e covered.

What happens when you forget where you put your diary?
 

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The old fella has a sixth sense for when I borrow tools and don't return them in a timely manner. Old bastard has no idea when I was born though.
 

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What was the book Estcove, maybe it was a little raunchy and he is throwing himself around the little room whilst reading it.
 

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I never forget where I put my diary. It lives on the dining table and nowhere else.

Here's a Golden Rule: Always leave your siht in the same place! Saves a lot of grief.
Keys go on the Key Rack! Shoes go on the shoe rack. You get the idea?

Same with tools. Always the same place. Doesn't happen by magic tho' you have to be deliberate about it. Think about it.

A place for everything - and everything in it's place.

Wasn't always like that but experience is a great teacher.

For instance 'WTF is the booze?' I know already...it's in the fridge!
 

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jackd...it was a rare translation of a work by a German physicist...not available in OZ. It contains a protocol to treat serious diseases by diet, including long-chain linoleic acids. Pretty heavy stuff.
In 1931 a German scientist had some ideas about cell respiration and how that affected health (his name was Otto Warburg...he won a Nobel Prize)

So just not your ordinary Mills and Boon...otherwise I wouldn't give a siht.
 

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Camp on his doorstep till he gives it back then, or start borrowing parts of his house, ie gates etc, lol

Just a thought
 

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Amen to that brother! Until the wife goes and moves it off course!

Or the kids use it and you never find it again because they don't remember where they put it
 

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Start ringing the door bell at 3am and politely ask howdy mate you wouldn't be finished with that book yet would ya? and just keep doing it, rude I know but what he is doing is even more so.

Did that to bloke that owed me cash he goes ****in hell its 3am and I went is it sorry about that but do you have my cash yet ? he found it magically after the second visit.

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So estcove, does wife go on the wife rack and chainsaw goes on the chainsaw rack?

Do you keep your hands on a rack? Or do you have to bend over for this? lmao
 
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