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Funny as hell but Very Harsh.
 

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The last one on page two is still allright!
 

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Isn't the adage, the ring goes on and the tap goes off, in this case - looking after ones self
 

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well. You know what they say about fat ladies. Just more to love :lol:
 

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yeah but if i wanna wrestle a buffalo .. ill buy tickets to SAF and go to a game reserve ......
 

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And more places to do the lovin'?

Titty sex, upper belly sex, neck flab sex, behind knee sex, triple cleft bum cheek sex, backfat sex, tuckshop momma arm sex, double layered gunt sex.........

....more cuts than a Belgian blue.

okay this could get really bad........dont blame me though :D
 

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yeah but if i wanna wrestle a buffalo .. ill buy tickets to SAF and go to a game reserve ......

Haha True. but you don´t have buy a ticked when you can get it for free :p But from joke to the real deal. It´s sad to see those beatyful girls just get bigger. But there is always someone to love them anyway so they are not completly hopeless.
 

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And more places to do the lovin'?

Titty sex, upper belly sex, neck flab sex, behind knee sex, triple cleft bum cheek sex, backfat sex, tuckshop momma arm sex, double layered gunt sex.........

....more cuts than a Belgian blue.

okay this could get really bad........dont blame me though :D

pmsl that funny
 

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brings new meaning to the term "couch potato" ........
 

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You slap 'em on the thigh and ride the next wave in!! :)
 

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How do bonk a fattie?

1) Roll her in Eno and look for the fizzy bit or...

2) Flick though the pages of fat until you smell sh*t, the flick back a page
 
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