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There is a story going about that he was given a touch up by the son of a transport heavy weight.
This just came up on another forum.
 

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Smoke, fire. 🤔
 

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Breaking news....


“Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk will be sent straight to Tokyo for next month’s Olympic Games after drawing an unbelievably long bow, securing her a place on Australia’s archery team.

Palaszczuk was given a Pfizer vaccine despite not being eligible for one, but explained it was because she may need to attend the Tokyo Olympics.

The 51-year-old Gold Medal hopeful has since laughed off suggestions that she would only be attending the Games as a spectator and not as a competitor.

“Make no mistake, I am determined to bring home Gold for Australia and I am extremely confident that nobody will be able to draw a longer bow than me,” said the Premier-turned-Olympic archer.

Palaszczuk is the first Australian politician to compete in an Olympic Games since former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull qualified for gymnastics after executing many stunning backflips while in office.

Prime Minister Scott Morrison sadly did not qualify for his even after he didn’t realise he was in a race”
 

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A lot of he said she said. Eerily like the recent Christian Porter media reports. Probably media pay back for that.
 

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The cairnsnews web site is full of crap. They consistently publish statements from every conspiracy theorist crackpot around the place and call it news. My experience is that whatever appears on the cairnsnews web site is most likely untrue. If it was a bit more tongue in cheek like the Betoota Advocate the BS might be entertaining.
 

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The cairnsnews web site is full of crap. They consistently publish statements from every conspiracy theorist crackpot around the place and call it news. My experience is that whatever appears on the cairnsnews web site is most likely untrue. If it was a bit more tongue in cheek like the Betoota Advocate the BS might be entertaining.
😳🤣 Disbeliever. I’m shocked.
 
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I will just park this here ...

We hang petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop, Greek slave & fable author

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Plato, ancient Greek Philosopher

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev, Russian Soviet politician

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it
~Quoted in 'Clarence Darrow for the Defense' by Irving Stone.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton, American actor/writer

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer, "the Mark Twain of American Socialism."

I offered my opponents a deal: "if they stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about them".
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952.

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
~Texas Guinan. 19th century American businessman

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle, French general & politician

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson (English middle-distance runner who won gold medals at the 1924 Olympic Games

I am reminded of a joke: What happens if a politician drowns in a river? That is pollution.
What happens if all of them drown? That is solution!!!

I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two are lawyers and three or more are the government.
~John Adams (1735 - 1826)

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Government.
But then I repeat myself.
Mark Twain (1835- 1910)

I don't make jokes. I just watch the Government and report the facts!
~Will Rogers (1879- 1935)

I contend that for a nation to try and tax itself into prosperity, is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
~Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

A Government which robs Peter to pay Paul, can always depend on the support of Paul!
~Will Rogers (1879- 1935)

The problem we face today is because the people that work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.
~George Bernard Shaw (1856- 1950)

I don't like political jokes, but a lot of them get elected!
 

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Is Barnaby going to have another go? Hope so, I like him.

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Is Barnaby going to have another go? Hope so, I like him.

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He is back.......lol. Only this morning the PM was saying nothing to see here move along.


 

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Good to see the beetrooter back. Just need Tony Abbot back as well and the (flat) earth will back on its correct axis. Abbot should contest the next election. Parliament should be white, middle aged men. Just like this place.
 

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Good to see the beetrooter back. Just need Tony Abbot back as well and the (flat) earth will back on its correct axis. Abbot should contest the next election. Parliament should be white, middle aged men. Just like this place.
At least he has the balls to speak out against things, unlike the twat that was there and did almost zip for the rural areas. ;)

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