I Have Imaginary Friends
Bride and I spent a few hours at the hearing place yesterday, still deaf. 🙄
I've got an old steam train slowly pulling out central station in my left ear (the one that doesn't work at all) and cicadas in the ear in which I'm deaf .I hear cicadas, nonstop, sometimes they change their tune, gets annoying when they harmonise.
Speak up, stop mumbling!What?👂
The things you see at beer o'clock on the driveway hey..🙄🤭Makes me remember, sitting in driveway having a beer recently and I spotted a giant Skink edging towards the driveway then it disappeard behind a bush, a few minutes later it shot out of the bush and headed across the driveway to another shrub, all of a sudden our resident Buthcher Bird dived out of nowhere only missing the skink by a nano second. The skink was as long as the BB would have been an interesting battle.