Patrol 4x4 - Nissan Patrol Forum banner

1 - 13 of 13 Posts

·
Registered
nissan
Joined
·
126 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
At first I thought this was funny......


Then I realized the awful truth of it.


Be sure to read all the way to the end!


Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think..

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.



Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

And Now Julia Gillard Wants a Carbon Tax !
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?



Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world..
We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
 

·
Registered
Nissan
Joined
·
1,442 Posts
What I joke!!! I was just think about how much the gov get out of us, this was after being raped $250 for faaarrrkkkkiiiinnnngggg passport! They know how to charge for stuff you need!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
338 Posts
Greetings,
dont forget the possible increase in GSTax on food and other items.
That saddens and scares me even more than the other taxes we are already payin.
truck
 

·
Safari Hoarder
nissan
Joined
·
4,775 Posts
don't fool yourself, taxes support the make work project called good government....
 

·
Registered
Nissan Patrol
Joined
·
1,610 Posts
ensures our asylum seekers are kept in good health with free medical/dental access to bought in schools ... gyms .... cash handouts ... new swimming pools ...... grrrrrr
 

·
Registered
nissan
Joined
·
399 Posts
I just contributed another $1600 to tax this fortnight - gotta love getting bent over.

And to all the lazy dole bludgers that DONT want to work - Your Welcome.
 

·
KICKEN BACK IN THE BUSH
nissan gq
Joined
·
4,690 Posts
Well i suppose we have to all support former pollies
Anyone read recently how much we are paying for ex pollies ?????
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,173 Posts
Statistics = Lies, damned lies etc. etc


You need to do a little more research on your facts regarding history, federation, state governments etc etc.

Prior to Federation we relied on Britain to provide our defence force. Few taxes involved there amd a lot of expense!:roll:

Prior to federation taxes were applied across state borders in the form of excise. 100 years ago planes were in infancy as were cars and petrol. There was no health insurance scheme OR HEALTH SYSTEM. Excise taxes were levied on all sorts of goods. Personal income taxes were paid. There were taxes imposed on alcohol. Tax abounded.

Most of what was posted is bull****.

Governments always tax as much as possible.
 

·
The Bear
nissan
Joined
·
2,407 Posts
bulchit lifted from a viral email from the US, most of that stuff doesn't even exist, marriage tax - rubbish, poverty tax, school tax...viral garbage wasting bandwidth, get a life this should be in the joke thread
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,569 Posts
bulchit lifted from a viral email from the US, most of that stuff doesn't even exist, marriage tax - rubbish, poverty tax, school tax...viral garbage wasting bandwidth, get a life this should be in the joke thread
He's a Patrol4x4 supporting member.... stands to reason he will just go along with anything that is passed his way without thinking about it first....
 

·
Learned the hard way - RD28t out TD42 in
Joined
·
4,415 Posts
He's a Patrol4x4 supporting member.... stands to reason he will just go along with anything that is passed his way without thinking about it first....

Now that IS funny and should be in the Joke thread ! :D
 
1 - 13 of 13 Posts
Top