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First they drive around in cars broken in half
(see earlier thread)
Now I see this thing getting around Derby for the last week
I'm sure they had a really good reason for doing it
But I have to be honest, it's got me absolutely f*cked what that could possibly be

I know we might be a bit behind the latest fashions up here
But damn, I hope that one never does catch on up here!!!


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Might be something to do with visibility, possibly night time driving.
 

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Noice looking bar work,

Farked choice in vehicle.;)
 

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We stayed at that van park.... and I saw that ute in Lake Argyle.

I think the flouro yellow is just to point out to other road users that they have a fktard heading their way - well its the only reason I could think of...
 

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Probably lost a bet. Too pay up they've got to drive around the country with a ridiculously over the top 5 post bullbar and double scrub bar combo.

I couldn't help but notice the colour too.
 

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I should add that I was confused by tourists for the greater part of my life too. As a youngen I visited an uncle and aunt that ran cattle stations north of Carnarvon . He used to hate 'terrorists' that left closed gates open and open gates closed. 'Bloody terrorists' he'd yell. At the time there were a number of little wars going on around the world. The tv news was filled with terrorist bombings, hijackings and kidnappings. I saw this and thought, 'crikey , there's terrorists out here too?' It put the brakes on my exploration of the areas around the homestead like you wouldn't believe. Visitors were pretty daunting for a while until I worked out they weren't terrorists.

Then by about 12 I worked it out. Tourists aren't terrorists. Terrorists aren't tourists.

A few years later I started working around the nations airports and sea ports and for another 22 years I got confused by tourists and terrorists again .
 

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Maybe they are missing the joint?

Same colour as a banana too........................


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Holy hell that bullbar is amazing!
Reminds me of the old homemade bars that are common on 40 series Yotas and 60 series Patrols. Looks like they double the weight of the car!
 

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That's made me want to go out and buy some yellow paint. then ********s might see me coming.
 

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Well let's be honest. 5 post bull bars are gayer then 2 men kissing, so they probably painted it a bright colour to try and trick people into thinking they didn't have so much gayness hanging off the front of their cruiser.
 

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With the black apple corers perhaps he is just a Richmond supporter.
 

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That barwork is pretty common up around Rockhampton where it is needed. The choice of 4wd and the colour probably indicates a ghey streak.
 

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Only needed if you have the IQ of a bananna bender!
 

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I've always wondered why it's called tourist season, when you're not allowed to shoot them.:cheers:
 
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