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Hello All,

I am trying to decide between a Flux Capacitor or some Kyrptonite lithium cystals. Has anyone got any thoughts on with one will work best with my current 2.8 litre hyperdrive unit?
 

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Definately the flux capacitor the kryptonite lithium crystals will cause your apex seals to crack and your pushrods will start making a funny smell. maybe just replace the whole lot with a giant mouse wheel and a whole heap of mice hyped up on red cordial and crack.
 

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Maybe use one of those polarisers brock was gunna use on the commondores
Surely anything will help get the 2.8s honkin
 

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Haha, if you want real ZD30 like power, go a Nuclear Pulse Propulsion (Orion) Engine System. You may need a brake upgrade kit tho.
 

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I'd go with the TripleQuantumNylarPolariscope, I've seen the dyno results with my own eyes, the dyno was actually bent in half, so we couldnt actually get a report card or an actual figure...
 

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You don't need to go to that expense, just make your snorkle and air intake out of hiclones the combined effect will put fuel into the tank and give you an extra 10% performance increase per clone.
 

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Sorry, but you need to replace the Kanooter Valve before you can start putting any of that stuff on. Otherwise you'll radially displace the wangle thrusters, and the whole lot will go kaboom. And when it goes kaboom it will make Hiroshima look like two kids with a firecracker.
 

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dont forget with any of these mods to clean the rear sphincter valves, adds around 13% economy to the equation.
ooh and dont forget them ricer undercar neons. good for around 13 killerwasps.
 

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No need for engine upgrades, do wat those zip zip cars do and plaster ur car with stickers. Makes it go fully sik, especially if u put the stickers down the front quarter panel.
 

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Be sure to add some 2 stroke oil to your hyper diesel. Also make sure you EGT's dont go over 3000c.

And fold your mirrors in or they may get blown off and affect the handling
 

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Maybe use one of those polarisers brock was gunna use on the commondores
Surely anything will help get the 2.8s honkin

Brocky put his name on Lada Nivas many years ago!
So anythings possible I s'pose.....

The engines will nae take it skipper!
 
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