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There is a grim prognosis for this condition. It is the Decline and Fall of our forum.

But...we can fight back!

Personally I am going to get a Bushy Bushy Blonde Hairdo and Huarachi Sandals Too.
Then I'm going to study all the back issues of Readers Digest 'How to improve your word power.' When I feel my brain growing (and scientifically measuring the circumference of my head) I will know I'm on the right track.

As to the remaining problem, it doesn't really affect me, but I do have some advice for anyone afflicted (maybe Shilo?) I suggest you just pull it harder. Might work.
 

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Perhaps a group buy on the Sandals ?

Just a thought from an uncool underendowed moron...
 

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Easy for you to say big boy, I'm still looking for mine.....
 

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This thread can only end in sadness....
 

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Easy for you to say big boy, I'm still looking for mine.....
Once you find it, tie a bit of string to it then wrap the string around your waist several times, I've heard some people have been able to find it a second time using this method.:p

EDIT: We have all gone very silly today (a bit like the Monty Python army sketch), I've checked and it's definitely not April 1st, so have no idea what's going on.

At this rate April 1 will be a ripper............
 

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one of the lovely young ladies back home who was fairly experienced with football teams used to say

'its not the size of the ***** that does the trick,
its the throb of the knob that does the job'...

wonder if she was being polite?
 

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I have found that If I use my Magnifying Glass, Pepper (used for sneezing) and a pair of Tweezers, I can normally get a good grip on it. Mrs has "Coke Bottle" glasses so she has no problem finding it for me. LOL
 

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it makes her so attractive mmmmm, i feel a stirring in the loins thinking of them. roflmao
 

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I thought my ex had one too but then I realised it was the cross hairs off my rifle scope.
 

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Gee. It's not that we've gone silly. It is merely a reaction to the insane world we live in.

Honestly...have you read a newspaper or seen an item on TV that hasn't made you think FFS?

The monumental stupidity of the masses is only eclipsed by their leaders. Look at Wayne Swan for instance, have you ever seen a more stupid man? He looks it too.

Fart jokes and insults about dick size are as fundamental as it gets, that's for sure, but it does keep our feet on the ground...it's all about perspective dude.

Not only that, but even the most articulate and erudite among us get as bored as **** sometimes.
It's great to do bit of stirring then. I particularly like winding socialists and christians up...they are the same to me. Have NFI about what is going on in the real world.
 

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Whoa estcove, you just got too free with them big words just then.
I decided to have a blonde day today and I am starting to like it. LMAO. Oh well tomorrow I go back to being a brainbox, lol.
 

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Gee. It's not that we've gone silly. It is merely a reaction to the insane world we live in.

Not only that, but even the most articulate and erudite among us get as bored as **** sometimes.
I'm with you on this one estcove, we are all taking the p*ss and someone always goes and spoils it by getting all serious. I'm sitting on an oil rig waiting for the drilling contractor to get their act together.

I have my forward plans in place, my 5 day forecast done and my logistics taken care of, am bored sh*tless and am having the most fun I have had in days, and its all on this forum.

Those that want to get serious. please head back to the technical pages now...:cool:

Yom, can we please get that war happening soon......
 
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