[gumflapper]

sump plug

 

[keanie]

I agree with ******
Old trick, put 3" nails at an angle either side of 3 wheels. No matter which way he drives, bingo

 

[Ashleyb]

Man these have cracked me up so much ah. I've gotta choose my payback wisely. I could just reverse into it with my towbar. It's a heap of **** anyway.

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[bamr33]

Grab some mean dog **** in a plastic bag,

and smother neatly under his fkn door handles and most of all,
in the vents at the bottom of the windscreen.

Simple, effective and non permanent.

 

[DIDYA]

smear vegemite on top of the exhaust been told you cant get rid of the nasty smell unless you replace it

 

[Dye-04]

draw a c@ck on his door with paint stripper

 

[gumflapper]

tell him his hektic chev badges are gay and then report his car to the coppers and tell them nearly every night (at your gym) some w@nk3r has been doing burnouts and racing...

i like the sinker on the wheel idea
draw in permanent marker on his boot next to his licence plate a c0ck and balls or something?
steal his licence plates?

could do this for a while...

 

[madk1w1]

Wire some prawns to his muffler, stinks for ever!
Spuds up exhaust
We don't need the law involved here

 

[Bidgee Man]

Hi,

There has to be a reason why, while Payback seems a great idea, it can backfire. If you were to watch and he was trying to steal your lights or vandalize your wipers, you can have him charged. If he gets roughed up a bit when you stop him, you will be in a better position legally than touching his car. Failing that, back into it and have a mate say he rear ended you and did a runner. I would still prefer to stay within the law.

Regards B M

 

[drlove_999]

Rainbow stickers on his number plates or tuna oil in his vents in front of the windscreen

 

[Ashleyb]

I just old the **** to not touch my car ever again, I'm thinking if he does I'm gonna get the Stanley knife and put a slit in his bottom radiator hose. By the time he realises the engine should be very warm

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[whiskyjoe]

Stick a banana in his tail pipe, it worked for eddie murphy

 

[grimbo]

So do you know him?
Why is he doing these things?
If you retaliate be prepared for him to up the ante, it can suddenly go pear shaped very quickly.

 

[dronus4x4]

Ye old satchets of sugar (from the coffee shop) in the fuel tank.. I don't think even a commodore could survive that! Happened to a falcon I had as a work car once.. It just stopped..



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[Swerve]

undo the tyre valve ever so slighty, so the next morning he has flat tyres.Just one at least. But if he knows you? you might regret it, why is he ding it ? does he think its funny ?

 

[parscheese]

Foreplay?

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Seems like a crush don't it?

Cheers

Justin

 

[parscheese]

I reckon he likes you and maybe he's watching from the bushes while you readjust things!

Cheers

Justin

 

[P4trol]

Does he lift too?

 

[james008]

I reckon he likes you and maybe he's watching from the bushes while you readjust things!

Cheers

Justin

He must love the way he leans over the bonnet to fix his wipers

 

[Ashleyb]

Hahahaha don't know, he is mates with a mate of mine I wouldn't trust him as far as I'd kick him. His reply was "chill bro" but I have a **** load of ideas now, thanks guys.

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