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2.2K views 18 replies 12 participants last post by  MQTray  
#1 ·
Always wear your underwear in public - especially when working under a vehicle.

From a local paper comes the story of a Brisbane couple who drove to their local Aldi, only to have the car break down in the car park. (Ed.s note - this sounds familiar!)

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car, and on closer inspection, saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the shorts worn were obvious, the lack of underpants turned his private parts into..

... glaringly public ones!

Unable to cope with the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and quickly put her hand up the shorts to tuck everything away from view.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet of their car and found herself staring at her husband who was idly watching what was going on.

The RACQ mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead!
 
#2 ·
:grinroll: Love it but you can stick your undies up where the sun don't shine, I don't wear them either and have not for around 25yrs or more. :mrgreen:

Foo
 
#3 ·
x2 Foo. A couple of years in the Tropics taught me that (I'm a Scot as well.)

Wearing undies can lead to a pain in the crutch. Many women now also know the benefit of 'going Commando.'

When I was a kid they didn't even have men's undies. It's a scam and a rort and nobody needs it.

If, on the other hand you are prone to crap and piss yourself, there may be some justification.
 
#4 ·
You just need to be aware of your surroundings and what you're doing. :oops:

Foo
 
#6 ·
A lot of the young blokes these days don't understand why they wear this stuff.

Well, I can tell them. It all started in mediaeval times when Dagoes started wearing codpieces.
They did it to attract the sheilas. Often the goodie bag was packed with wadding to enhance the size. But, they all took them off at night because too much constraint led to jock-itch.

Now what you need to consider is this: Do you wear a nut-bag burka to bed? No of course not.
Then why FFS wear it during the day. Liberate yourselves.
 
#10 ·
A guy at my work had this happen.
The 2 site nurses were tugging on it but it wouldn't budge. Doctor had to come and fix it up.

NOT SENT FROM MY ALDI TABLET BECAUSE VODAFONE IS MESSING ME AROUND.
 
#13 ·
Don't know what you're talking about here, never had a problem with that. :confused:

Foo
 
#14 ·
I'm suddely seeing people in a new light, dont think its a good thing though hahaha.
I learnt to were comfy undies during high school, not a good look if a rather hot girls happens in your view, specially with the lack of material many of them wore!!!
just saying

But have to be comfy undies, cant stand ones too tight, just need a little support!
 
#15 ·
The cotton trunks are the way to go. Comfy, roomy, but still provide good support.
I've always felt it discomforting to be running/jumping and having the sausage slapping around everywhere.
 
#16 ·
God, you blokes. Next you'll be wearing corsets and hair-nets. You can see the way this is pointing can't you? The undies makers are trying to turn you into girls.

You were born free, why trap yourself in a nut burqua? Doesn't make any sense.
 
#17 ·
Nut burqua? hahahaha! I like that.
But none of that over here. My undies always have enough room!
 
#19 ·
Hahahaha.....too true! I've been wearing boxers for a good decade or so and never had any problems!